Charlene,

sistermarymartha:

herheadhurts:

sistermarymartha:

someday, I am going to do a barbecue tour of the south. I can spend hours watching the barbecue shows on Food Network. HOURS AND HOURS. My ex and I used cook out in the summers, and together- we made some mean ribs. I am partial to a dry rub, with just a slight coating of sauce during the last few minutes on the grill.

Oh Sister, you just made me fucking smile.  It’s good to know there are a couple people up north who appreciate good barbeque, even if you do spell it with a “c”!  :)

Q C - it’s delishious. You know if I ever make that tour happen, I will be knocking on your door.

Dear SisterMaryFUCKYOU,

You need the hardest SLAP of them all for using tumblr like it’s your own personal IM software.

Hugs and slaps,

Slapclub