how to make an angry bartender.

insidethebox:

saintnate:

Girl: Okay…so…can you make me a lemon drop martini?

Let’s stop right there. Look around the fucking bar. Do you see a shit-load of people there? They don’t want to see me spending so much fucking time to make one shitty martini. Sugar the rim. Chill the glass. Pour the liquor. Squeeze the lemon. Shake. Empty the ice from the martini glass. Strain the martini. Garnish. Serve.

Yes, it must be so frustrating having to do your job.

I’m just going to sit back here and relax after that winner.

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    Not only do I hate my job but I hate your job too.

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    i love your bar stories nate… i am...big believer in taking care

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    BRILLIANT! daleena:...think insidethebox’s point is that in these times, if you really...

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    I would like to remind everyone that - WE ALL HATE OUR JOBS

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    I’m just going to sit back here and relax after that winner.

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    Hey asshole. YOU tend bar on a busy night. YOU take an hourly pay that’s less than minimum wage because of tip...

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    you love to see this happen a few times an hour. god grow up people

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    If you seek Amy.

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    frustrating having

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    drink when I’m out: vodka cranberry. If I’m feeling special, I’ll ask for two limes. OMG, dangerous. If

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