how to make an angry bartender.

insidethebox:

saintnate:

Girl: Okay…so…can you make me a lemon drop martini?

Let’s stop right there. Look around the fucking bar. Do you see a shit-load of people there? They don’t want to see me spending so much fucking time to make one shitty martini. Sugar the rim. Chill the glass. Pour the liquor. Squeeze the lemon. Shake. Empty the ice from the martini glass. Strain the martini. Garnish. Serve.

Yes, it must be so frustrating having to do your job.

I’m just going to sit back here and relax after that winner.